Thursday, April 26, 2012

Another minor accomplishment

Writin' letters to honeyz on the typewriter

I'd be lying if I said I have been specifically working on this. It is something that I've wanted to do for the longest time so a few days ago I decided to see how I've progressed. Lo and behold I was able to go each direction twice.


Didn't fully extend on this one, but wanted to show this picture because of the badass Kali stick fighters in the background. They were filming for something and put on quite the demonstration. Those are some bad dudes. 

"Hey, brahski. It's me, Fake Question Guy. If you didn't train for the typewriter specifically then how have you been training?"

Good question, self. I just did a lot of posterior chain work. I have done static holds at the top of the pull-up but maybe only once a week. I think I'll start working on this directly now. I mean, as you can see I have a whole jungle gym to do it on. 

I'm headed out of town this weekend to Pennsylvania. I'm going to bring my suspension trainer and a few bands. Hopefully I can find something interesting out in the woods. If not I'll just start uprooting trees, or the people. Remind me to leave my Cowboy and Ranger gear at home. They get all weird and territorial out there. I don't want someone who can't pronounce Rs to yell at me with a mouth full of cheesesteak. :(

Monday, April 23, 2012

Videos of some fun I had over the weekend

Not much to say today. I had a pretty productive weekend, which centered around lifting shit. This first vid is from Saturday and I'm doing some odd object lifting. I put two of my sandbags into an army duffel and lifted it. A lot.


The bag weighed 139lbs total. I'm about 4 sets in at this point. This was also the last thing I did on that day so my quads were pretty smoked. I'm pleased with myself since I've never tried this before. Next time I'll make sure the yoga mat isn't there. That tends to make an already awkward lift even more awkward.

The next day was one filled with overhead pressing, cleans, and farmer's walks. Here I am taking 220lbs (total) up and down my sloped driveway.


Have you noticed a prevailing trend in the gear I'm wearing in both vids? Yeah. I'm actually wearing pants. Just kidding. I'm channeling Yu Darvish for massive power through my Ranger's hat. While that doesn't make any sense at all, let me show you this amazing HD video which gives you a better perspective on the driveway:


I tried working with 320lbs but was only able to carry for 20 yards at a time. I saw Diesel Crew working their FW skills by doing static holds with massive weight so I'm going to start incorporating that into my training.

I need to write a blog soon about how my overall mood has changed ever since switching from the big plastic jugs of water over to stainless steel imbibing utensils. You know, these:


Sriracha inserted into pic for straight up legit player shit representation and perspective on bottle size. Anyway, here is a short teaser for the blog: I'm no longer a moody stressed out whiny man.

Stay...shiny.

Friday, April 20, 2012

That's it. I gotta say something

There appears to be a prevailing trend amongst humankind where we use other's supposed genetic disposition to make excuses for our own physical state of well being. It's pathetic, and a glaring reminder of just how lazy and undisciplined we are as a society.

I have heard this so many times "Patrick, you're so lucky you don't have to worry about being fat because you're so naturally skinny." or "You don't know how hard it is to get in shape because you're so skinny already." and "You are just so good at everything you do you don't know what it's like to not be." Hold up, player. Say what? Are you trying to say that I enjoy being 6'4 and a natural 170lbs? Are you saying that I like having bones as sturdy as a bird's? Are you saying I enjoyed being made fun of growing up for being a beanpole and a weak piece of shit? Or maybe you're just looking at my current body composition without giving a single second of thought to the fact that I work my ass off on a daily basis in order to not be mediocre and to be of strong mind and body? Do not minimize my struggles because of your own, and do not use me or anyone else as an excuse for whatever state you put yourself in.

"Whoa, bro. You're being super emo right now. What are you saying? Are you about to write a poem about it?"

First, welcome back to the blog, Fake Question Asking Person. You ran off after that one hot steamy night we shared together after your last fake question. No I'm not going to write a poem. I'm trying to say that everyone has their own mountains to climb, whether they be a physical one or mental, and whether they be fat or skinny. For me, I've always hated being skinny. HATED it. I see jacked NFL linebackers and wish I had that kind of silverback gorilla strength. Do I hold it against them for being infinitely stronger than me, and use that as an excuse for my "poor" genetic make-up? Hell no! I use that as motivation for me to get out there and work as hard as I can in order to get the most out of this poorly pieced together body. You see, it's all in the mindset. If you continue to use other people's body composition and abilities as some sort of sick justification for your own unhealthy state and/or lack of mental fortitude then you will never make any progress and will be stuck in that depressing unhealthy rut for eternity.

"You're just so smart and know everything. I'm not like that so I'm just going to be resigned to be stupid because you're so smart."

F that! Don't look at someone who is smarter than you and get depressed by it. BE INSPIRED BY IT! "Wow, human beings really can be that intelligent? I want to know if I can be that intelligent too!" While the cliche "anything is possible" isn't entirely true, you can do your best to make it as true as possible by actually putting forth a concerted effort to change. Adjust your mindset from one of poverty to one of prosperity. Women are the absolute worst about this. They are so negative and catty, especially when it comes to looking at other women who are hotter and have a better body. If you spend all of your time focusing on other people's strengths you will never realize what your own strengths are, and you'll never take strides to improve them and become the best you can be. You then automatically put someone, who could have some awful demons of their own, on a very undeserved and unearned pedestal. Quit being so negative about it all! To put it frankly, it's pathetic and undeserving of any sort of respect.

It's all in the mindset. I watch videos every single day of people doing incredible things. I don't think "Aww that's awesome I can never do that." Instead, I am driven by what I see and even though I know I won't be able to accomplish the feats some of those people have, I know that I'm doing everything I can to improve me in order to play the best hand with the cards I was dealt in life. Besides, the more you work on improving yourself the more likely you are to discover that you're able to do something that many aren't. It just takes an ounce of willpower and want to find that out.

So, fat people, next time you're talking to a super skinny person adjust your mindset and remember that maybe that person doesn't want to be that way. If you have negative thoughts don't vocalize them. Same goes to you, skinny people. Don't look at a jacked bro and vocalize jealousy. Be inspired. Understand that you are special in your own way and not one person is like you, but every person has their own struggles just like you. Maybe once you start focusing on improving yourself you'll realize how great you are. Why wouldn't everyone want to find and achieve their greatness? Do not fear the hard work, sweat, tears, and pain that will undoubtedly occur while on that path of discovery. The rewards are well worth it.

Now excuse me while I go polish my abs.

Just kidding.

I ran out of polish. Stay shiny

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Coping with injury, because your injury is tired of hearing you bitch

You avid PDT readers know that I have a history of injury, and some might say I flirted with it so much that we came close to having an injury-riddled bastard baby. Does that make sense? Good. I've noticed that many of us who end up injuring ourselves have an incredibly difficult time relaxing and letting our bodies heal. Our minds take us to places of insanity where the likes of only Captain James T. Kirk and Hologram Tupac have been before. All we want to do is get out there and train.  Lies begin to perpetuate within our brains, tormenting us, and making us feel far more worthless than we really are: I'm lazy, I'm getting fat, I'm losing lean muscle and am super weak, I'm having far fewer bowel movements, or whatever may drive you bonkers. Some might say that's a mild form of depression.

My not-wife girlfriend recently hurt her lower back doing power clean progressions. This was due to a number of reasons: pushing herself too hard, not being 100% focused on the lift, and not doing the proper prehab/rehab work necessary for training as hard as she does. This girl is intense. She really gets after it, but always felt all of the stretching and extremities bullet-proofing was only for manly athletes. That's something I need to write about in the future. Unfortunately, or fortunately, injuries have a very aggressive way of slapping us in the face with huge doses of reality. If you're going to train hard then you need to prepare your body for that training, no matter what sex you may be or what your fitness goals are. She understands that now. Funny how women never listen to their significant other until the real world hits them upside the head or someone else tells them the exact same thing.

I digress, the reason I'm writing this is because back when I was hurt, and I FINALLY forced myself to relax and take an extended period of time off, the aforementioned lies started going through my head. I was going nuts. All I wanted to do was train, and each day I missed I felt weaker and more worthless. I battled those thoughts and I knew exactly why they were going through my brain, and that they simply weren't true. Now my not-wife girlfriend is going through the same thing. It's bad, but she has never been an athlete before so she's never had to deal with the drop off in endorphins which occurs when one must rest. I can imagine the struggle she's going through as I struggled with my own injury issues and faced similar battiness of the brain. I would always complain to her that I was going crazy just sitting around. She called me obsessed, and I'm sure she thought much worse. Hey, I don't open up very often so I thought I was doing her a favor. Guess not. I think she now understands that I wasn't obsessed, I was just dealing with something along the lines of post workout depression. And no, I'm not referring to the kind where you workout and then hate yourself afterward for not pushing yourself hard enough.

So, what causes this depression? Well, as we all should know when you exercise your brain releases a chemical called endorphins. These endorphins trigger a positive feeling in the body, as they bind to your neuro-receptors and relieve pain. When we exercise those endorphins are released throughout the body. Mmm. Endorphiny. Some of you may have experienced this feeling as a "runner's high". For those of us who train constantly, that feeling is always around. So what happens when it's removed? Well, see the above paragraphs.

This is when we need our minds to be their sharpest because if we begin to buy into the lies and the madness we further sink into depression and negativity which is 100% counter productive to actual living, and/or we fool ourselves into thinking we can get out there and train in a way that does not exacerbate whatever our injury may be. While that is possible depending on the type of injury, it's not always advisable. Besides, we grow when we rest. Many of us don't rest enough as it is which is why there are a plethora of injuries related to training too much.

So what do we do? Well, recognize the negative feelings for what they are. They may not go away, but if you label a lie a lie then you're much less likely to entertain it. Stay the course, and try and reprogram your brain from thinking "I'M TURNING INTO A LARDASS!" to "I'M RESTING MY BOD SO I CAN ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE SOONER THAN LATER!" Let's face it: you may end up losing some muscle mass. That's not that big of a deal though, as something that was once there can easily be rebuilt. On top of that, excessive external resistance work puts a huge amount of stress on your joints. If joints had purty mouths I guarantee they'd be verbally fellating you for taking this time off. Once you get back to into the swing of training you'll realize just how beneficial that time off was. You can also use this time to plan ahead and program. Set goals, study proper programming, evaluate your training regimen, and absorb as much info as you can. Take this time to grow mentally.

If your injury allows you to stay active then find a way to stay active. Go for long walks, do some bodyweight work (injury dependent), and/or spend some quality time with yourself. Hm. Oh and most importantly keep eating clean! When we're working out we can often justify an incredibly unhealthy meal by saying "Well, I train hard so here is a little treat for me." Try and picture the thoughts you'll have after eating a root beer float with a deep fried hamburger on top. I imagine you'll OMG the shit out of yourself. Eat a lot of foods which promote an anti-inflammatory environment. Your body will thank you. Don't give any fuel to the negativity, or leave any door open for it to come barging in. It takes mental strength, especially for those of us who are naturally intense, but it's something that can be done.

Hope this helps someone. Stay shiny.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Let's get saturated about fats

My company is on some wonderful campaign to get all of their employees healthier. I imagine they couldn't give a shit less about our health and are just trying to minimize overhead on insurance costs, and even if that is the case they might want to start proofreading the cute little booklets and info packets they've been handing out as of late.

Our break rooms are littered with this cute little pamphlet called "FAST FOOD - Smart Eating Guide". First of all, this book should only consist of one page. Said page should only say "FAST FOOD: DON'T EAT IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A TYPICAL FAT AMERICAN!" but unfortunately it delves into several dietary myths and promotes them as truths. You know, without any sources cited or surrounding facts to back up the statements. I'm only going to touch on one of them here, and that is on the topic of saturated fats. I bet the subject line of this blog made you think I'd be discussing the post mating cholesterol levels of three legged forest hamsters, didn't you? No? Oh. Here is a quote from the book, which you can also google if interested in reading it all:

Here are the simple facts about fat and salt. Healthy diets include dietary fats, but certain types of fats aren't good for you. 
The bad fats, saturated and trans fats, raise the bad cholesterol (LDL) levels in your blood and increase the risk of heart disease, stroke, obesity, and certain types of cancer.
Monounsaturated fats and polyunsaturated fats don't raise bad cholesterol levels and are better for you. Fats from plants, such as nuts, seeds, vegetables and avocados are good sources for these fats. 
Dieticians recommend that diets include 30% or less of its calories from fat and have less than 300mg of cholesterol. Saturated fats should account for less than 7% of your total caloric intake and trans fats less than 1%. 
Whoa. Say what? Let's pull the e-brake for a second because I see Mark Sisson on the side of the road flinging pieces of bacon at me while carrying a club and dressed like Fred Flintstone. Mark, THREE YEARS AGO, posted this highly informative piece on saturated fats. Because I believe that you, the reader, are capable of reading on your own I'll let you go ahead and read through that. Interesting stuff, huh?

Is that not enough? Well, here you go:

http://www.musclehack.com/the-saturated-fat-cholesterol-myth-destroyed/
http://www.truthaboutabs.com/saturated-fat-is-not-evil.html
http://healthyfixx.com/1/busting-the-myths-of-saturated-fat
http://www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/nutrition/healthy-eating/food-myths-debunked-all-saturated-fats-raise-blood-cholesterol.html

Okay I got bored of copying and pasting. There are quite literally hundreds of articles debunking that stupid myth that saturated fat is bad for you. It's a shame that Better Books couldn't go the extra mile (i.e., typing in several words into a freaking search engine) to corroborate their claims. Well, I guess it makes sense since on the very next page they go onto one of those "eat this, not that!" topics when going to fast food chains. It's always the same: skip the burger, go to the salad. Punch me in the balls. The salad choices they list all have over 1500mg of sodium and are loaded with evil sugar. Yeah we should really heed this pamphlet's words.

I know I didn't give much personal insight on this matter, but I've got quite a few things to get done and figured I'd get this out there for anyone who may be reading my blog this very minute looking for info on saturated fats. THE PEOPLES DEMAND IT!

Stay shiny.


Monday, April 9, 2012

Monday training that ironically occurred on Monday

Just finished a nice workout down in my "gym". You know, my parking area.


Said parking area gym ("PAG"? No? I'll work on that) is currently infested with lots of newborn mosquitos due to the rash of storms and it being spring in Texas. They're sooo cute with their whole blood sucking and disease spreading thing. It made rest periods infinitely more fun as I wasn't really paying attention to the little bastards while working on my exerciseseses. Anyway, today consisted of kettlebell swings and snatches, and afterward I felt so good I decided to get in some barbell rows, OH presses, and power clean progressions. 

Oh, and I only have two KBs: a 30lb and 53lb. Don't judge me. Off the top of my head it all went a little something like this:
  • Dynamic warm-up
  • 50 one arm swings (each) - 30lb KB .. this was mostly to get my hips firing 
  • Kettlebell snatches - 3 x 15 @ 30lb, and 3 x 8 @ 53lb. 
  • One arm rows - 2 x 25 @ 53lb kb, 3 x 8 @ 95lb barbell
  • OH presses - 2 x 8 @ 95lbs
  • Hang cleans - 2 x 8 @ 95lbs, 2 x 5 clean progressions @ 135lbs
I'm not the strongest guy ever. Please continue with that whole not judging me thing. The barbell stuff was mostly done with focus on form. I got a lot of that work in on Saturday so I kept it mild. I'll get my daily push-ups done later tonight when the lights are off along with my pants.

Criticism welcome, critique and suggestions preferred. 

Dan John on perfecting that there cattleball swing


This clip from one of Dan John's seminars is fantastic, and not just because of the community rec center attendees and dad jokes, but because this man can flat out teach. He makes it so easy to understand how the human body functions, or how it should be functioning. 

I love the kettlebell swing, and the information contained in this vid helped me tweak my form. The whole attacking the crotch thing is something I wasn't doing, which is strange because I attack it plenty while not training. 

I know this is an old vid with information many already know, but I'm sharing it anyway on the off chance that if someone stumbles upon this blog they'll find it helpful. Hahaha that's funny. The whole stumbling upon this blog part, that is. 

I'm off to attack crotches.